The folks at Dorkly have been mighty free with those Portal guns lately, but Mega Man has to work for it. Enter Aperture Man!
Maybe if Rock had gotten his hands on one of these sooner we wouldn't have to deal with the cancellation of Mega Man Legends 3. He could have just opened up a portal underneath say, Comic-Con, and shot another one in the ceiling of the Legends 3 Dev Room: Instant development community! Perhaps one day Legends will return. Until then, I'd really like to battle Aperture Man. You listening, Capcom? Valve? Anybody?
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