Welcome to the swamp, the natural habitat of the wise green ogre who is ready to offer you exactly five life-changing pieces of advice for a price. Will you pay the green ogre toll to enter the swamp bole?
Features
Stunning graphics made entirely in Microsoft Paint.
Heavenly OST featuring one entire track.
Raunchy humor.
Edgy advice.
Knowledgeable green ogre.
This game is not suitable for children. Not all of green ogre's advice should be taken seriously.
May contain depictions of suicide and illicit drug use. Viewer discretion is advised.
All characters and events in this game are entirely fictional.