Getting stuck on a remote island with limited supplies and a load of cannibals is a terrifying enough prospect but I had the fright of my life when the head of one of the surviving crew members inexplicably grew more than double its original size. This in itself wouldn't have been quite so disturbing if he hadn't been stood right behind me when I turned around, and then continued to follow me like Clifford the Big Red Dog dog. Or in this case, uh, Kelvin... Read more.
