The world’s finest stag & hen weekend banter simulator, Playerunknown’s Battlegrounds, has revealed its supposed ‘true’ story with an outrageous retcon in a new trailer. No, we’re supposed to believe, the game isn’t about lads and lasses going too hard and getting carried away with pranks. Now it’s some wank about a kid surviving a massacre then hosting megamurders so other people can discover who they really are by doing murders like a bad horror film about neo-Paleo dickheads. Awful.
I am now deeply concerned about the “original narrative experience” they’re making.
