The world’s deadliest stag and hen weekend holiday company are introducing the final three features for a truly unforgettable night of deadly banter: a foolish ride in a novelty vehicle, daft pyrotechnics, and climbing onto the roof of a restaurant. The next Playerunknown’s Battlegrounds update will add an amphibious boatcar, make the vehicle-refuelling petrol cans explode when shot, and let us grab onto ledges in mid-air to haul ourselves up. Oh you’ll be stumbling down the church aisle with one leg in a cast and your jaw wired shut, I see you. But at least it’s also adding Apex Legends-style contextual text messages to point out places and items, so you’ll be able to ping her hand with an “I do.”
