It is with heavy hearts and teary eyes [i](insert dramatic sniffle)[/i], we come bearing news that we wish we didn't have to share. Our highly anticipated official release, just two days away, has hit a snag. Steam, in its infinite wisdom [i](and seemingly infinite review process)[/i], has yet to give us the green light. Despite our countless emails, pleas, and offerings of cookies, we're still stuck in the purgatory of "under review." How long will it take? Your guess is as good as ours. It could be a couple of weeks, or it could be over a month. We're currently at the mercy of the meme gods, hoping they can help us conquer this final boss and bring our game to your screens. We know this is a bummer of epic proportions, and we share your disappointment. We were just as hyped to share the official version with you all. Thank you for sticking with us through this rollercoaster of emotions. We promise to keep you updated with any news as soon as we hear back from Steam...or at least from someone who knows someone at Steam. Much love and memes, The Meme Mayhem Team ❤️