I didn't play Final Fantasy 7 as a kid. I came to it with all the cynicism of a full-grown adult who has no time for half-baked melodrama or an infamous rush-job translation that undercuts important scenes—like when Tifa tries to jog Cloud's memory of an important conversation they once had on a water tower by saying "Look, the well." For starters, it wasn't a well, and he can't look at it because you're having this flashback inside a bar. Tifa, are you drunk right now?.. Read more.
