It is going to take all of my self-control (Control!) to not just make this 1000 words describing how enamoured I am of just, like, absolutely head-wellying a fire extinguisher down a really long hallway and watching it explode at the other end, if I m honest.
Oh, very well. I played an hour-long preview chunk of Control, a game where you can theoretically do things other than chucking big red burnstoppers at walls, I suppose.
