(American Truck Simulator is out today, so to celebrate I've written a silly feature about my shambolic career mode in it. Please enjoy.)
Oh hi there, [INVESTOR NAME]. I'd like to talk to you today about an exciting opportunity to become part of one of the fastest growing* haulage enterprises in the distict of Elko, Nevada. We're a company that's trucking towards great things, and we'd sure love to have you along for the ride! There have been a few silly reports lately about our massive, crippling debts, widespread employee incompetence, and multiple pending criminal investigations that you may or may not have read about. And I'm going to discuss those. I am. But first, let's talk about our company ethos.
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